Attencat
CASOON

Attencat

One call. Immediate compliance.

Say pspsps once. The nose arrives before the rest of Attencat.

Attencat, an orange tabby cat, pressing its pink nose right up to the camera

Standing Invitation

Every pspsps creates an immediate obligation to inspect your face.

Binding Terms

The procedure is short, compulsory, and measured from the nearest available patch of green carpet.

  1. Summons

    One clear pspsps establishes the invitation; repetitions merely confirm excellent judgment.

  2. Carpet Crossing

    Four paws take the green route while the nose maintains priority.

  3. Final Approach

    Eyes widen, whiskers deploy, and personal space becomes a historical concept.

  4. Lens Inspection

    The pink nose verifies focus from the closest legally available distance.

  5. Scratch Fee

    One head scratch is payable immediately after successful facial inspection.

  6. Ticker

    $PSPS is the standard notation for every binding feline invitation.

Attencat

Call once. Clear the landing.